Matty Takes a Trip

December 28, 2020 Off By Charles R. Bucklin

C’mon Matty it’ll be fun. You climb into the laundry chute and I’ll make sure you don’t slide down.”

“I don’t know Charlie.”

“Awww…dont be a chicken. I’ll be your anchor – you won’t go anywhere.”

“You’re sure it’s safe.”

“BukBukBuk…Bukaw!”

“Okay…Jeez!”

Climbing into my friend’s home laundry chute- Matty looked up at me – his eyes full of trust. 

Idiot.

You think he would have learned by now. 

“Whoopsie!” 

I released his hands and Matty disappeared into darkness.

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

“Crap! I wonder where the dang chute goes?'” I thought racing down the stairs to the Garage.

Silence.

Uh Oh…I think he got stuck.

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….

Nope he’s fine.

…aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaau…Uhhh…Ah!”

Lke a fired cannonball Matty shot out of the chute’s exit and landed neatly into a laundry cart.

“Matty! Are you ok?”

“Yeaah…YOU CREEP! YOU LET GO!”

“Sorry.”

“Ummm…Charlie?”

“What?”

“Can I go again?”