Happy New Year Everyone!!
Happy New Year Folks! I’m taking a month off, but will resume posting in February 2023. Stay Cool and I’ll see you next month.
Lemora
Can’t say Ah feel bad… but then again Ah can’t say Ah feel so good neither. At first, Ah worried that Ah had ketched the “Virus” everybody was talkin’ about these days – but my symptoms jest didn’t add up. Ah didn’t have no dry cough or temperature… Ah was jest tired all the time. …
Broken Mirror
Sorry about the mess… But, do me a favor and try not to track bloody footprints all over my recently cleaned carpets – as they are hellishly expensive to clean. Since I only got a few moments of life in me before I bleed out – I’d better cut to the chase and tell how…
Jake and his Hot Trans Am – Conclusion
Well, I guess Donna’s sister, Cynthia (aka Sister Snitch) couldn’t keep her big mouth shut and word got around Paly High School that Donna had a “New Boyfriend”, and that it was me. A few days later an angry Jake called me up on the phone. Me: ” Hello?” Jake: “Dude I just heard you’re…
Readmykooltales has a New Publication Schedule
Dear Friends of Readmykooltales, I am so thrilled that you have chosen to follow and read my short stories. In the two years plus, I have been writing and publishing Readmykooltales I have sought to entertain you with stories written in different styles and from various genres. Some of my tales performed better than others,…
Rick, Conman Extraordinare -We Are Going to Mexico -The Conclusion!
When we got back to our seats – Rick and Mom were all ears to hear how it went. So fibbed a little – I told them “It was neat to meet her and blah blah, blah “…and then I clammed up. Rick then proudly presented us with two Race Track forms autographed by Doris…
Dig Your Own Grave Sucka!
The moment I found a nose lying at the bottom of my cereal bowl – I knew it was gonna be a bad day. Searching my face confirmed that I had lost my nose. Yup, that was mine alright. Godamnit. Must have fallen off while I was having breakfast and enjoying reruns of Jeopardy on…
Sold!!
Poverty drove me to take the job. I had no experience in sales but, I figured anything was better than what I had been doing which was starve. So after twelve years of trying to make a living as a “male masseuse” – I finally threw in the towel and quit my job at a…
Jake and his Hot Trans Am Part 8
A few hours later I was holding a sobbing chick who acted as she had just recovered her best friend in the whole world after a 20-year absence. Geez…and all I had done was say Hi! Back in those days- I seemed to have that kind of effect on chicks, they either laughed or cried…